Fittingly enough, the unlucky thirteenth instalment in our Hugleikur
Dagsson illustrated series of Iceland’s monsters and mythical beings is
about an evil old ogress called Grýla. Mostly known nowadays as the
mother of the thirteen Yuletide lads, the lady has a dark, evil, dark
past. Of eating children. Kids, she eats.
Grýla has successfully scared Icelandic children into being good for
centuries, and with good reason: if you are a kid, and you are not
“good,” the woman will eat you. Quite literally. Eat you. Boil you
alive. Gnaw on your bristle. Suck the skin off your bones. Lick your
fat off her fingers. Keep a serving of your thighs in a Tupperware
container in her freezer. Chomp on your tasty buttocks, Jeffrey
Dahmer-style. She. Eats. Children.